how do japanese chihuahuas say hello
i lost five followers for posting this
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
The way they both turn to each other for support. Heartbreakingly gorgeous.
O M G!
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
The tweet that saved the entire female population
"Perfect families don’t exist. It’s gonna be up to you to find a way to make your baggage match their baggage. It’s up to you to make your own history."
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
Caskett and (almost) kisses
Castle Season 5 Bloopers
i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it
Wow she really needs to shave her legs
im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism
I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.
i literally said what it was
this post is such a fucking mess
Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm
i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening
You really don’t know anything about love, do you?